Hello All,
Chicklette here and with some good news. Yesterday I decided to have a food eating contest with Mommy! That is right, and Papa was the judge! One may wonder just how I was able to do this, but don't worry, I will fill you all in. As I sat in Mommy's belly thinking of the day I escape, I realized that I have the power to control some of her motor functions. In specific, I can control my Mommy's right arm. I started training it when I was just a little pup, and now, I am in total control of everything the right arm does. Thirsty? Thank you right arm for bringing the water to the mouth. Hungry? Why yes right arm, would you bring me the pizza! This all leads into our little contest. I wanted pizza and Momma wanted the crazy bread. So, seeing that I now have total control of righty, Mom decided to eat her crazy breads with the old lefty. The battle commenced. We were both trying to get as much of the food that we each wanted, into the mouth at the same time. Every time Mom tried to get some crazy bread into her mouth, she suddenly got kicked in the ribs! ( I never said I play fair!) Sauce was flying, the Wok ran for cover, Bert was hiding in her box, and Papa was laughing so hard he was crying! He said he has never seen a person double fist pizza and crazy bread before. Mama just growled, and I think she was going to say something, but as the mouth opened, I crammed a piece of pizza in. Needless to say, I think I won the battle known as, The Ceasers Showdown!
Lots of Love!
Chicklette
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Glad you won Chicklette... looks like we know who will rule the roost...
ReplyDeleteDouble fisting it.... wow... mommy must have wanted to shove the pizza up your papa's nose... good thing you got the pizza in her mouth really fast! This is not the first blog that involved PIZZA!!!
YOU MUST BE A SALVATI after all we all LOVE IT!