It's All Fun And Games!!!!!!!

Hello All,

Chicklette here with some great news!   My Mommy now comes fully equipped with a Happy meter just like The Bert!!!  Yes that is right, I have taken the liberty of installing a happy meter, or as I call it, The Bellymetric Metrometer (MET-ROM-EATER) in my Mommy's belly button!  Now you can tell how she is feeling by just glancing at her belly!  That makes it easy for my Papa when deciding to talk to my Mommy or if he should just throw a hamburger at her and run!  The Bellymetric Metrometer is pretty cool though and I encourage everyone who gets a chance to give it a test run.  If my Mommy is just meandering about in an OK mood,  The Bellymetric Metrometer is flush with my home / prison.  Now, if my Mommy is sad or hungry, The Bellymetric Metrometer gets sucked in to form an Inney.  The best part is when my Mommy gets happy.  When Mommy is happy, The Bellymetric Metrometer kicks in and creates an Outie belly button!  It was quite easy to create really.  You see, the happy sensation creates an influx of blood to the belly, which I have in turn, re targeted to the central belly region, focusing of course on the belly button! This blood then gets funneled into the belly button by the bellymetrics, creating  for the time being, an outie belly button!  When she is sad the process is reversed.  The Bert (Lindy) and I have made a game of it!  The goal is to see how many times we can trigger The Bellymetric Metrometer into action, and the winner will be the first to get it stuck out!!!


Moving on.


So I will address a few concerns that have popped up on the comments now.  Doc S. no the Wok did not get in trouble for her little vacation. Mom is a softy!  My Papa on the other hand, did get in trouble for having absolutely nothing to do with the missing kitty, and has been sentenced to litter box duty.  He says it is a really crappy punishment!  Also, stop picking on my nose it is cute.  It is in no way, shape, or form a Leo nose.  If you really want to see a prize beak, I can send you the address of this family that lives in the general Phoenix area! Three out of the four of them have some Glorious Honkers!  Not my cousin A.P. though, she has a cute nose. Lucky :)  Anyways I have to go kick my Mommy now, I am hungry!

Love Always,

Chicklette
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P.S.  I am working with my photojournalist on getting some pics of The Bellymetric Metrometer so stay tuned!!!