Mistress of all I survey

I have mastered the baby furniture,

 commandeered mom's pillow for her legs,

 and sentenced the dog to the box.

Does a chicklette dare challenge the Wok?

P.S.

There seem to be a few issues with you people. So I have simplified things for you. If you wish to know when I have summoned you to read, you may now subscribe by email. This allows you to recieve the post directly to your box. If you read this in your litter box, then you are just gross.

In case you don't know how to do this, here are the steps, special people:

• Look to your right on the side of this blog.
• Read the title "Follow by email"
• Underneath you will see a box, if it is the little box, clean it! if it is just an empty box with a submit button next to it: ENTER YOUR EMAIL ADDRESS!
• Put in the letters to prove you are not an automaton and *poof* you get notices by email
• You are welcome to be grateful and submit your presents in the form of turkey. Thank You