Wednesday, March 14, 2012

I Have A Weenie!!!!


That is exactly what the doctor would have said if I was a Boy.  BUT....... I am a girl!  I have already been betrothed to a fine young man of the family Jack, pending a physical and my dowry being paid in full.  The dowry is to be my fathers weight in been dip and caramel brownies! Once paid in full, the fathers shall set out for a tour of all the baseball stadiums in the USA, major league only. I will be a dancing, singing, soccer player, that loves legos, but not those dumb doll house ones, we are talking superhero lord of the rings legos.  I will attend zoo camp in St. Louis to see my cousin, who at that time should be a counselor.  I also will be an accomplished guitar player and lead singer of a famous band.  Then after a spell in rehab for a chocolate chip cookie addiction I blame my Mom for, I will spend the next three years doing charity work in Africa.  While there I will discover a plant that cures all mans illnesses and also is a great bedtime face mask, which Oprah will promote and make me rich.  So as you can see I have a lot to do!  But for now I guess I will just work on extending my Mom's belly and once born, pulling on Lindybert's whiskers!

Love You all, 



Chicklette
xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo

1 comment:

  1. GIRLS RULE.... boys drool......
    Chicklette... you are in the clear... can't wait to have you join the ranks...
    Let the countdown continue.

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