My name is Baby Salvati! But seeing that those initials suck, I will be known as Chicklette. Now time for a little bit about myself. I am kinda not born yet, so I really don't have any particular traits other than my apparent lack of genitals for the time being. I live in a sack of goo and eat through a tube in my belly. My house is small and cramped, there is no electric so don't bother sending an xbox it will just go to waste.
My Mom speaks three languages, all appear to be broken forms of their respective languages from what I gather. English, Spanish, and Mew. I am not sure about the first two, but when the mew kicks in I seem to get food so I think it is like an ordering service or something like that.
My Dad sleeps a lot. When he is not sleeping, he likes to think he can play the guitar but I'm pretty sure that isn't called music. He tends to think it is cool to sleep on my Mommy's belly but that just makes me more uncomfortable. I will definately have to pee on him when I am born.
We also own something called a LindyBert or Bert for short and a Ewok, or Wok. Not sure what they are but the Wok seems to get yelled at a lot and the Bert makes my Mom giggle.
We went to the doctor and took some picks of me the other day, I waved hello and then my Dad started to say I look like Gollum. I think I am cute, so he can just go away.
So, my family has started this to keep you up to speed on my so called progress but it is just a place for them all to rant about things. They all will contribute at some point I am sure, but for now I need some rest.
TTYL,
Chicklette
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